Kei$ha,Hong Da and Dead Blog

Nobody posted on wed,thurs and Fri. Lien was not informed about filling them in so....

HONG DA IS BACK

BACK TO BRING BALANCE

Hello,I'm back :D. Thx LeYeen,the fake set-up was epic and well-planned.Anyways,trying to be a lil bit more professional this time.

I'm gonna talk about Kei$ha and her music. Only two of her underrated songs 'Tick-Tock' and 'Blah Blah Blah'. First off,this is a typical rant about these two songs - so fuck off Ke$ha haters.

I'm gonna start off with Tick Tock:

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy"

You woke up to be a black man.

"Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back"
You can't go nowhere coz you're drunk and gurgling your mouth with a shot sounds acceptable but you did it with a whole bottle?I bet you like to 'rinse and repeat'

"I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes"
Where else would it be?Your face?

"And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"

 
 
Blah Blah Blah:


"Coming out your mouth with your blah, blah, blah
Aneroxia slut.Making yourself puke to get thinner just like models


"And meet me in the back
With the jack and the jukebox"
Your al-ca-hal of choice - Jack.We don't judge drunk peoples and hobo(s)


"I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around, boy, let me hit that"
You talking like a dude,ya' know why? Coz you woke up feeling like P.Diddy


"Stop, talk, talk, talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, ah, ah
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah"
Drunk people stutters like a vibrater



"So cut to the chase kid
'Cause I know you don't care what my middle name is
I wanna be naked and you're wasted'
She's hurt real bad coz the boy won't be like " If I shut up and bring some jack and a jukebox to the back of your car and I get to do it?Wait...Wuts yo middle name?". No boy is gonna do that.



Why was she hurt again?
"Saying blah, blah, blah
'cause I don't care who you are in this bar
It only matters who I am"

Then she goes on with her
"Stop talk, talk, talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, ah, ah
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah"

Anyway,autotune works wonders.This post is lame but I would like to thank you for reading this post until the end.So,kudos to you - and a link to offended and blue waffle

ONLY CLICK IT IF YOU ARE READY FOR SOME VERY GORY STUFFS

....fuck it,it'l only excite you more but seriousy,don't press if you're pregnant and have a weak heart or around mature audience(yes,they ruin the fun)

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