Stupid bitch(es)

From WingSeng and yours truly,LeYeen :D

This to to all you bitch(es) out there.WE think that you are stupid and incorrigible.You can't be changed and will always stay naive as your are.It's hard getting through your thick and numb skull.Let's faceit,you're brain dead.It's futile trying to change yoursef.It's impossible,going against your life and wanting somone to love you for not you being something you aren't.Your somehow unrequited love-life is fucked up.Yepp,that's all
just trying to say FUCK YOU to all the bitch(es) out there.We have met one or so and we wanted to bitch about this on the interweb.

New gamee...=D

Hey all . Seng here ...So long i never post liao...so now , im gonna post . btw , do you miss me?...xD....

Today school wuz funn.....i introduced a new game...hahaha....first is saliva game then second is *har* and *mat yeh*....hahahaha....we played in BM time...in Sejarah and PM time....and after skool too....hahaha....punishment???get GB , hahaha . oh....and unbutton clothes too....omg....when franklin unbutton everyone wuz gona b blind....hehehe

and damn that O.W made me write on the Robinson Crusoe thing on the whiteboard....wasting time only...=.=....i write in whiteboard like shitt....zzzz.....noww i think i got nothing to post liao....so fast....

oh and btw....this site for promoting TOO right???.....hahaha.....hu wana go gym wif me???....hehehe....if wan go gym muz bring RM5...for the fees....and if u wan training in the gym then haf to pay him too....lolx...he say not so dak han train for u guyz....duwan training from my bro???....do the gym stuff urself lar....lolz.....

and one more thing.....joon hin so fking stupid....in geo projek haf to write "20 orang responden* rite???.....he write all those stupid names there...hahaha....he wrote "ip mang"(ip man).....he wrote dre parker(the karate kid)....he put meepo van geo(a dota hero)....he wrote norsiti norhaliza(siti norhaliza).....hahahaha....so funny....xD.....

now nothing to say liao....gona go help "Yang Man" do his fking geo projek....i wonder when will he get expelled....so happy todae he absent....not so annoying....^^.....bye bye....

What the World's Richest Bastard own, funny Place Names and BONUS

  Hong Da here, since nobody posted for 3 days i will be posting facts from OMG facts which you might be interested in

What the World's Richest Bastard own
  1st of all I would kile you to meet the Sultan of Brunei, Hassanal Bolkiah (funny name)He isnt just any sultan, he is also 1 of the richest people in the whole world. How rich you say? He owns many sports cars. So what?
So what, lemme tell you his car collection (which fits into a garage as large as a airplane hangar) composes of the following:
-531 Mercedes-Benzes
-367(some say 450) Ferraris
-362 Bentleys
-185 BMWs
-177 Jaguars
-160 Porsches
-134 Koenigseggs
-130(some say 600) Rolls-Royces
-20 Lamboginis

He also owns a $3 billion theme park, 2 boeing 747's with gold plated furniture(even the toilet), 6 smaller planes and 2 hellicopters(talk about rich)

And also, he is the person who owns a house(palace to be correct) with 1888 rooms and 290 toilets!

Funny Place Names (Game)
Step 1:open google maps
Step 2:type in these names of places: fucking, hell, anus, condom, dildo, pussy, intercourse, ragged ass road, tittybong, wank, shitterton and butt hole road
step 3:laugh
step 4:comment about wad you found

BONUS
Warning:these will make you shit dick nipples from your belly button, viewer decription is advised
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Goatse
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pain
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Guro

enjoy~

i got a flu and a soar throat, Great .

hey all, hong here

oh yea, i had a flu and a soar throat. fuck it. and im having a party tomorrow eating bbq stuffs.
yeah, so school is gona reopen soon. shit it , i cant sleep to 12 everyday ! zzz.

yea, so holiday its kinda borin, but is lucky to have some party over the holiday at least it not at home agn !
so, meet you guys on monday . yea. phuck it.............  needa woke up at 7 agn. so, btw jon u goin lowyat today? btw uhm the shoe,ima get it later, not now. nothing to say

hong =)

Air resistance

aerodynamic drag force

'a  frictional force, which tends to remove the speed of a body moving through air and cause the body to fall to the ground before it has completed its parabolic flight path. Air resistance increases with speed and lightness of the body. It is also increased by motions, such as the quivering of an arrow, the spinning of a ball, or the flapping of shoe laces, when the motions are in a direction other than that of the whole body. Air resistance is affected by the surface covering and shape of the body'

eg shoes that supports jumping

see the flat no bump tongue?

this pair has a tongue

but flat/solid/whatever

this is the reason why you shoe(with a huge bumpy tongue)

I'm saying that your shoe can't be fit for basketball?

460GTX ( Jonathan's)

          Hello motherfakas, to start up this post I would like to say FUCK MY LIFE FOR NOT HAVING MUCH MONEY but yet still have to be grateful that god given me 2 great humans which are my mom and dad. <3 DADDY AND MOMMY :D. Ok, These few days I been trying to find a job but failed. Obviously. Now, I'm kind of selling shoes, printer, dslr(s) and other shit. Btw, you guys can ask me what shoe you want I can help you get it. The purpose for all this work is for me to upgrade my pc into terminator 5.5. I just made that up but whatever. I need to upgrade my processor, rams, motherBOARD, power supply or shall we say PSU and graphics card. ALSO, NOT FORGETTING A BEAST CASE SO THAT I CAN MAINTAIN MY PC LIFE SPAN FOR OVERCLOCKING ETC!!
  
          Besides that, err nothing else really. All I want is a better pc that's all. But if I got extra cash I would get a 22' monitor (probably dell, asus anything will do), gaming keyboard (not important but still lol), new set of speakers or headset (5.1 or 7.1 would be nice) and errr well nothing else. But, humans always greed for more so more cash = better life. You guys might not agree but to me it's correct. Don't bother what you guys think just accept it. Lastly, my fucking front pc case fan isn't function so I might be going to lowyat or sungai wang soon. If you guys interested please. Join me:). Pictures coming up! BYE! 

 NZXT FULCAN

MSI 460 GTX Overclocked version

Anonymous rams as long it is ddr3 4gb im happy :)

I think it's this one but don't bother lol rm650 minimum for mobo

Core i7 930 at 2.8ghz :D pwns amd. AMD SUCKS

Razer Black Widow Keyboard :D(optional)

 Logitech something something speakers. I think it's 6.1. My friend got this and it's good very good.(optional)

or this, Logitech G35. It's 7.1. RM399 I think. (optional)

DONE! Finally, this post is soooo lol. Bye. :) REMEMBER LOWYAT ME GOING WHO WANT TO JOIN? ME LONELY NO LIKE :(

 
          

 

          

sze jian party - recount

hey all , hong here

ima recount what happen during the partay ! yea, so im the first to reach his mansion house.
after zen yang ( aka kadazanduzun , apai saloi ) came. then more people are coming.

we went bbq, and the chicken is black like mugi . we ate mifun. yeah. its was okay.
after that, some tards played with the ice, instead of water because they did'nt bring shirts.
we went in the house and played cards, police and thief. btw, i learn a new game. lolx . some fake game. lol using poker cards.

so later in the night, the girls went back, including zen yang . the remaining of the boys are me, lien , ming lok and ws . i did'nt really sleep thanks to them , we stay up till 4 am . yeah. its not tat late. but im fucking tired . they play" choy dai di " . ( ps i dont' really know how to spell them )  and later on they play . We got a few section of gbs too. at the so call ' jade ' matress.  yea, i sleep to 7 i think, but they woke up at 6 and went down. wtf ==

we had some instant noodles and later on some pizza. lols, we play some games on ipad and its kinda fun. LOL. yea, thats all for that day . thanks to sze jian . bye

hong =)

BOTW

BACKSTAB OF THE WEEK

I feel like I have sinned for not posting for such a long time - so,we're gonna revive this dead blog! Okay,the backstab of this week is :

I feel so dirty having this pic..or should I say 'moist'?

Quotes :

Hong Da

"fucking sweaty asshole waterfall shit and sweat
the world's oceans are all bc franklin go there exercise
his sweat caused flooding in venice (if u know whr is it)
his sweat 1%water 13% salt 1% his saliva and the rest of the 85% made out of melted shit
his mama is so fat that his flood cnt fill a bath tub big enough to insert her ass
he never take a bath but use his own sweat wipe his body that's y he's mouldy"

Jon

"blow!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Kah Hong

"==, what? when he sit for classes, he sweat and we get drown?
- tsunami huh? i duno all tink
- his mama so fat that i miss 3 season of ben 10"

Wing Seng/LeYeen

And,we should have a rework on this site :)

-Lien

Plastic surgery and ugly girls.

I've tried putting this onto Hong's post but the internet fail me at a bad time.Had to rewrite this whole thing.
Anyway,we're gonna read a really long post about plastic surgery :).

So,we have self-conscience girls who camwhore and put it on facebook and their own blog.Your violating our eyes.And,no - I'm not angry about this and had to bitch about it on the interwebs..but Hey,this is something for you to read about. Those newlyweds in their honeymoon period and having fun with their ugly 2 year old child in the playground,hot teen sensational stars who look like barbie dolls  mostly have went under a knife and had those silicone injections and all - etcetera,etcetera,etcetera.

Eg. these bitches

 http://www.facebook.com/pages/kexin/158890994121600 

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Kawayii-Baby/128745380473737

And of course,we have also breast,penis,testiclesomg? implants too.

testicles implants

penis implants

and obviously,breast implants

The awkward thing is that when ugly people call themselves ugly and you just can't seem to splurt out the words 'No,you're not' and you will want to agree with them too.Find your soulmate in school,they won't be going under the knife any sooner because of asian parents stereotypical mind.

This is a picture for all of you to love :)

And btw,a shoutout to ppl that linked us.We go'n make a plot song,Dawg.

-Lien

ass pimpz. ( urgent disscusion )

hong here.

hey guys ( pimpz) aka ws, john. u guys wanna post ar not? I'm freakin pissed.
if u dun wanna post, just kindly get your resignation letter from lien(i'll never give) and tell us. thanks.

im fucking bored, and its hari raya. who the hell gives a damn?(suppork namewee)
bye, nothin to say. good nite everyone.




hong =)

FUCK the rain.

hong here,

seriously, the rain is getting more fucked up. thunder storms, heavy raining. make the day so dam fcking moody.
i cant even on the computer. zzz. so, ima recount yesterday events.

Me, w.s and pui kei went to cheah yin 's ( so call ) birthday party. Her house was like mansion. god. it was damn big .  We walk to there, her house isn't really finish building u know.  The furnitures are not in yet, there not even a bed. -.-. no computers.....

But she got a private park ==. cool eh, got swing and all those equiments. And cheah invited some random people from Sk. Mutiara schools. you guys know the girl? ( sin wi ) , yea. She came to the party along with some of her friends. They're lame. And one is so dam anoying, u know right ws. ( the one which video take us and said that you're her entertainer ) wtf.

Yea, thats all. and holiday is kinda boring...thats all for today. bye. I HATE THE rain.

hong =)

ANNOUNCEMENT!!! SHOES, JORDANS YOU WANT I CAN HELP YOU GET!!

          Hey, guys if you wanna get shoes or jordans you can ask me. I can help. I just need a picture and your size. The shoes I get is 100% so is the QUALITY! same like the originals except only the colour may be different. But the price will be like fucking cheaper. So contact me if interested >:)

Tanned skin

   To those who think a tan would make you Mr.Universe:
  Tan is the new pale. In pre-industrial Western society, paleness was a sign of status. Those who were wealthy enough could afford spending life indoors and under fancy hats and parasols, rather than laboring in the fields under the bright sun. 

  Therefore, paleness was associated with an upper-class life of ease. However, the modern industrial period brought the advent of mass factory and mine labor, and by the 1920's tanned skin was now an indicator of wealth. In many areas of the world that are still pre-industrial, pale skin is still considered a sign of beauty. 


  OK those are reasons why tans are popular But

Seriously, do you wanna look like this dude?

or this?

conclusion by most people:Hey nice tan LOL JK u look like you got gang raped by oranges and carrots.

Physics. (Jonathan's)

          Holiday's started, and I'm fucking bored! I wanna go play football now so bad. There is actually a field just besides my house but it's a school and I don't know that retarded guard would chase me away again. Well, I actually wanted to plan to go school and play with a few buddies just for fun and all but I don't know they allow or not. Besides that, I bought a vuvuzela from my friend and damn it's awesome. Next year sports day I'm probably gonna use it to cheer my team (blue). But fuck the vuvuzela is green maybe I have to find a way to paint it blue or something.

          God, I hate being bored. It's like one of the worst torture. When you get bored, you tend to do nothing and do random stuffs that aren't productive. So, yea I'm wasting my time and at the same time getting tortured by boredom. Lets don't bother about that now and now on to the post. It's weird that each member of ThePimpz have to post this each day. It's nice and very productive and all but wow. Funny. I really got nothing to say really actually. Basically I'm forcing myself to type words so I can make one decent post. Argh! Gawd retarded fuck face shit anal homo trees duck woof shit crap I can't stand this boredom I'll go off now and headbang to SlipKnot.\m/

          Oh yea, almost forgot. I like that lil ball thing on google homepage. Really simple awesome thing to play with. It's weird how I get fascinated by moving virtual ball. Anyways, bye.

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Kei$ha,Hong Da and Dead Blog

Nobody posted on wed,thurs and Fri. Lien was not informed about filling them in so....

HONG DA IS BACK

BACK TO BRING BALANCE

Hello,I'm back :D. Thx LeYeen,the fake set-up was epic and well-planned.Anyways,trying to be a lil bit more professional this time.

I'm gonna talk about Kei$ha and her music. Only two of her underrated songs 'Tick-Tock' and 'Blah Blah Blah'. First off,this is a typical rant about these two songs - so fuck off Ke$ha haters.

I'm gonna start off with Tick Tock:

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy"

You woke up to be a black man.

"Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack

'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back"
You can't go nowhere coz you're drunk and gurgling your mouth with a shot sounds acceptable but you did it with a whole bottle?I bet you like to 'rinse and repeat'

"I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes"
Where else would it be?Your face?

"And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"

 
 
Blah Blah Blah:


"Coming out your mouth with your blah, blah, blah
Aneroxia slut.Making yourself puke to get thinner just like models


"And meet me in the back
With the jack and the jukebox"
Your al-ca-hal of choice - Jack.We don't judge drunk peoples and hobo(s)


"I don't really care where you live at
Just turn around, boy, let me hit that"
You talking like a dude,ya' know why? Coz you woke up feeling like P.Diddy


"Stop, talk, talk, talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, ah, ah
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah"
Drunk people stutters like a vibrater



"So cut to the chase kid
'Cause I know you don't care what my middle name is
I wanna be naked and you're wasted'
She's hurt real bad coz the boy won't be like " If I shut up and bring some jack and a jukebox to the back of your car and I get to do it?Wait...Wuts yo middle name?". No boy is gonna do that.



Why was she hurt again?
"Saying blah, blah, blah
'cause I don't care who you are in this bar
It only matters who I am"

Then she goes on with her
"Stop talk, talk, talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, ah, ah
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah"

Anyway,autotune works wonders.This post is lame but I would like to thank you for reading this post until the end.So,kudos to you - and a link to offended and blue waffle

ONLY CLICK IT IF YOU ARE READY FOR SOME VERY GORY STUFFS

....fuck it,it'l only excite you more but seriousy,don't press if you're pregnant and have a weak heart or around mature audience(yes,they ruin the fun)

Here -> http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended and http://www.google.com.my/imglanding?q=blue%20waffle&imgurl=https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIqFxGjo-pUED98LNrt3a0nce6cvjkDukFVU6qHZR5riMCMg6y0aTGsFNCoZCOiZP9SLoxylj24nfEQks4o0cTVvMW-g6gWMvKu7Sp9sjcVfCgK2tg0lbjobGQwICcmwqUUVer10CXAug/s320/BLUE+WAFFLE.jpg&imgrefurl=http://freemovie12.blogspot.com/2010/05/blue-waffle-orignal-pictures-all-about.html&usg=__ICeWRe_zszXoKOQT3F-kJlaMZBM=&h=260&w=260&sz=17&hl=en&zoom=1&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=8HbhVPLfUemzFM:&tbnh=112&tbnw=112&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dblue%2Bwaffle%26start%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1R2AMSA_enMY374%26ndsp%3D18%26tbs%3Disch:1&start=16&um=1&sa=N&rlz=1R2AMSA_enMY374&ndsp=18&tbs=isch:1#tbnid=8HbhVPLfUemzFM&start=20

MAMMA MIA! here we go agian!

hello all~ hong here =)

so today we have mamma mia as u all know as well. it was great, but some asshole(s) behind us keep make retarded noice. overall the show was ok. actually all the part is mostly singing.

so many people did not come school, almost half of our class. the nerds. ( big mac, butt, and gaydrew) bring their psp and play NARUTO. and they're giggling behind like retards. so. me and jon went to the hall and usher. I SELL MY TICKER FOR 6 BUCKS. BUT LOSER john sells for 5 bucks. not a talented bussiness guy  

so. i went back home early. just after the show i went back home. so. today was kinda fun. MAMMA mia is okay. ya. thats all for today. bye guys


Hong =D