The Game,Blue Waffles & Offended

I've just lost the game (and so did you)
Does anyone knows about 'The Game'?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game

HaHa,after reading that wall of text,I bet you know what I mean.The next thing is blue waffles.Go google it and press on 'image' -viewer discretion is advised-  It means vagina infection. Blue=infection,waffle=vagina

Type offended in google and press 'I'm Feeling Lucky'
Scroll down to see the pictures : D. I knw this is short but it's better then a fugly pic and a 'Nuff Said'

-Lien

Bitch slaps and Rules of posting things

Nuff- said

By:Hong Da

^this is a bad example

Which reminds me to tell u all especially kah hong and wing seng This blog has rules so listen well or you'll get kicked   like me...

Rule 1

Your posts should be at least have 100 words

Rule 2

Post stupid posts and you get an anal probe lol jk

Rule 2 (real)

No sexual (yes i mean jon's post about his 2 inch penis), violent and stupid posts (unless there is something tht can be learned in it)

Rule 3

Those who offend these rules will be kicked out of this blog (i rejoined bc a few idiots havent posted at wed, thur, and fri , so i filled in their places for a while).

Rule 4

1337speaking is nt encouraged bc viewers might be unable to read it

that's all 4 today....k bye

-Hong Da

Racism

Racism - a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races which is commonly  practiced in Malaysia.

Well,now Malaysia's malay/chinese always aroused controversy about those small little matters like Namewee's song,2006 Nazri's insult towards chinese and the recent case of a chinese getting fired for eating infront of a fasting headmistress.

Namewee released a song called 'Nah' Nice song :D.  Saw it on facebook

Aside from that pic,almost everyone have a facebook account >:) except hao yang...he's anti-social. 

And now the things I wanna talk about is that 'everything is revolving around facebook'

Let's face it,Siti Inshah also have her own facebook page and so does the haters.

They using facebook to promote this kind of things..It's ironic to be scolded 'babi' by malays

But,such things to happen when merdeka is coming :D

And btw,The Last Exorcism movie is coming this year. I haven't watched The Exorcist's series but I think I'll watch this one.It won hell lot of awards but the thing is,I saw something scary about these types of movies.When you just flim them or make something relevant about it,it's a bad omen.They show what happened after the fliming.The set was on fire and a lot of the actors died a tragic death.Might be superstitions but I believe in them just like I believe in god , Just like I belive in the existence of Satan cause it's written in the bible(.It's not like i read it or something)  Satanism is just another religion. And on thegutterreportb.blogpot.com( Yes new url) shows Lady GaGa crowd surfing in a Fish-net stocking and tube

LOL. Of course not completely exposed - she have those plaster thingys on her nipples and a thong,Obviously.

-Lien

Phucking boring day > friday.

Hong here. =D

Today is just fcking boring. no school, but i had a good sleep though. ( 12pm ) buhahaha.
nothin intersting today. i guess hong wai and them went to play basketball..

i have nothing to write for today. =='. lien. edit my post about today
yea, and me, ws and jon are goin to liew jin party tommorow for her party ya.
bye !  i think we'r going to see vampire suck!
its rocks and its kinda funny ! okay! nothin to say! bye!


Hong =D

Ejaculation of white and squishy liquid. (Jon's)

          Hello, well I guess I have to think of something for this post for today. Well, all I can say is that TOMORROW FRIDAY IS A FUCKING HOLIDAY!! I guess living in malaysia isn't so bad afterall since there is holidays for muslim puasa and shit. Today was just an ordinary day, oh yea also our school got pwned nicely right in the ass by cahayans in swimming. But I don't care, our school can't do shit anyways. Also, today when I reached school I straight away went to my table and sleep for an hour! Yay! Luckily Flora was busy with shit. If not teacher sure would give us some pekas and shit.

          Anyways, after school. I played basketball with Kah Hong and to tell you guys something. I think a old handicapped man could shoot better than bond. Seriously when he shoots, it just flies somewhere else man like kicking the ball to your own goal post in football. But he is alright I guess. FUCK NOT

          Gawd, I really don't know what to say anymore. I guess I'll just end this post with a nothing picture . Bye retarded, gay, annoying, childish, fucking fishy motherfuckers! >:)

Yeap.

oh. wad a phuck up day. wendy screw it up.

hey all. hong ( bond ) here =D

today was just phuck up.today was fun, but until the last fcking period > english. **** old women came in our class. she scoled le yeen, jh and hong wai. after that, i was playing game sofly wif john and bunny chow. sudden that old women give us disiplin form and called us to fill it

WTF? that old phucking women has menapause. retard old fag , still wan teach english. pls retired O.W.
after that, we all so phucking no mood thanks to O.W

During silent reading, we went to block C to see stupid sajak tingy, so fcking borin. but the fun part was  we get to sing JALUR SUMIRAJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ! SO WE KEEP ON LAUGHING and sumi came chasing us.thursday won 3rd place and a  retard nigga got 2nd place > ram and retarded ben 10 alien darrel got the champion. so. nothing special. just phuck O.W.

Hong =D

Volley-ton

Yeah..so today its another fucked up day,why you ask? 

First off,There is no P.E.We were all agitated for nothing! Here we are thinking 45 mins left for PE ........ Suddenly, the flatchested Ms.T said we have to go see 'Thursday' and some other girl mendeklamasi sajak. It's not like we're judge or anyshit.LeYeen,HaoYang,Sweaty,Hong Wai all go play sumiraj bhattsketball while we just see them perform. Not fair  >.<!!

But the good thing is =D - We made a new sport , which I called volley-ton I'm such a lonelyboy. Consists of 5 or more people in each team - just like badminton but we used our hand or leg. There is a cool way to serve  We make a vertical line(like american football) and pass the shuttlecock to each other .Then the one who got the shuttlecock serve it.WE HAD SO MUCH FUN.Thank you Farid!

so...actually...overall...this day not bad lar . HAHAHAHA .... but the funniest thing is that ms pinky called 2 joy nerds...hahaha....epic pwnage...now i gtg sleep....todae gym worked so hard until my hand cant even move....now can move la....jz now cant...lols....bye byes....

-Edison CHEN the HOLY KNIGHT
-Lien's Edit

Sidenote:
Blog the same like kah hong..
And someone should do about the Form 1 girl who got trashed and dissed this morning
and btw,I lazy edit the last part..I LAZY EDIT ANYTHING :D

Sylvester Stallone and The Expendables

Hey,I would like to talk about Rocky Balbao(Sylvester Stallone)yeah..The guy who got parodied in 'Meet The Spartan' He is coming up in the next movie The Expendables. Here he is.

He is famous for his movie(which he wrote and screened-play)

He's an awesome guy.He went through a lot to get into this movie. He tried to sell the script with the intention of playing the lead role. Robert Chartoff and Irwin Winkler in particular liked the script. A highly entertaining story about how Rocky was made was widely circulated after the film was completed =D . As the story goes, a broke-douche bag *coughs*Stallone*coughs* refused ever larger sums of money (that he desperately needed talk about stupidity) to sell the highly valued script because he insisted—against studio 'wishes'—that he play the lead role. The studio wanted a name star Not a guy who sold of his dog for $300 to live for the week and had paralysis....on his face-the left side. According to the legend, the studio finally relented by paying Stallone a modest $18,000 for the script with the agreement that the film would be made on a shoe-string(he had to fund the movie too) budget. Rocky went through a development process that was much more mundane than this rags-to-riches fable would suggest. Refusing 2 million dollar for a chance to gamble his whole life is something Chuck Norris would do

Anyfuck,he wrote The Expendables and that movie is gonna be released soon.Sylvester Stallone

Fucking STARRING  :

Jason Statham - Transporter

Jet Li -Probably the same league as Jackie Chan

Dolph Lundgren - Opponent of Rocky Balboa IV and the 80's punisher

Randy Couture - A heavy weight champion...

Steve Austin -  A wrestler

Terry Crews - White Chicks(the black dude) & Captain Jericho (terminator salvation)

Mickey Rourke - Crazy old guy in IronMan 2 (the guy with the lightning whip or shit)

Bruce Willis - Die Hard (series)
 

and obviously

Sylvester Stallone

*+Sparkles+*

-Lien

Sad Day.....

   Hi, Hong Da here, 1st time blogging so plz edit it Lien.
   Today no B'ball n my mum make me exercise by mountain climbing goddamnit. Anyways my family planning to eat spaghetti so we went to supermarket to get some sauce but no more sauce liao.......we bought a few tomatoes to make our homemade sauce but when we went back home i go internet check for recipes then i found out that i need 10 tomatoes while we only bought 4...WTF? We decided to use tomato sauce then we found out that a rat broke the friggin bottle... we fried the rat and start brainstormin a substitute while the sauce is cooking. Then, my sister (yes my obese sister) took the thai chili sauce n poured alot into the spaghetti sauce (talk about stupid). After the spaghetti sauce was cooked we ate some as lunch n OMFGIMGONNADIESODAMNSPICYFUCKFUCKFUCK@#$!%@^&#&^Q@#^@!#$^%#%##^@%%^@$
and we had leftovers for dinner.... dumbass obese sister gonna finish all.

  nothin more to say....k bye (Lien pls edit and heres a pic for u)

Addiction of heroine (Jonathan's post)

           Hello fellow readers, Jonathan here to keep you entertained. You all should know that my presence wasn't felt on Friday. I know all of you miss me and yes I fought with Wing Seng on Facebook hahaha. What a childish fag. No worries, we are still great friends that loves to insult each other. But, I wanna announce something. You guys been very rude to me nowadays. So, now I want to say that I'll quit the Pimpz if any of you guys would tease me by using "fish". I know it might sound not fun and shit but I got my reasons and you better fucking respect that.

           Now, I wanna comment on this week posts. Starting with Leyeen's. I like his way of writing and shit. I think he should write every single fucking post. That's all with his posts and I give credits to him for editing Bond's aka retarded Bunny Chow post. Bond's posts, well as expected. RETARDED LIKE FUCK!! I'm just kidding, but seriously improve your grammar. Not insulting or looking down on you dude but improve that's all. Wing Seng's wasn't bad no complains and no compliments. Just plain normal. I'll say that Leyeen is the publisher of the week. He deserved it. Lastly, I heard Minn got molested or something? Well, I don't give shit and don't bother which part of her body was violated just fuck it. Since I got nothing to elaborate about. I bid farewell with a picture.

 Life is cruel but fun.

It's Friday!

Hey all, Bond here.. 

Today was kinda boring..We had a fun game of truth or dare with the girls. Its kinda fun. We asked them the things that we can look into and probably use it against them probably :D !

But,Heck! I found out about Shin Yew and Ming Lok's molesting case.Yap Minn was the victim >:(
20 demerits for Ming Lok and 10 for Shin Yew.I'm interested in the places you touched :D C'mon..suspension of 3 days,a call to your parents and demerit points for a touch?
That's My BITCH you asshole(s)
Anyways, I bet your parents gonna fuck u up so bad that you cant even sit with your ass for 3 months
you will convert to hinduism. Practice self-cultivation,Waking up early to see the sunrise and suck on the dick of your Mahatma Ghandi mannequin. Jon is absent.. .Bet you can't see shit  =D

-Bond 007 Quantum Solace
-Lien's Edit

Height problems

So a lot of you said ya wanna get taller(except wing seng,he said he is already tall)
and jon said wearing weights at your ankle won't get you taller.I'm bout to prove you wrong :D

Ankle weights used to be the big thing in height increase but not anymore. If you notice on limbcenter.org, Sky's height increase experimenters are cycling while their shin bones are being pulled with iron plates not ankle weights.



Do ankle weights have any possible applications for height increase? The main problem with ankle weights is that they place a stretching force on the cartilage and not on the bone. Now, the growth plate contains cartilage but scientists used to attempt to perform epiphyseal distraction which was found to only increase growth rate and not final adult height. This is true whether you are standing or sleeping with ankle weights. Articular Cartilage grows in response to stem cells from microfracture not as a result of being stretched. Ligaments respond to being stretched but they respond by adding more fibers to withstand more of the stretching force not by growing longer.


Kicking or jogging with ankle weights is another issue entirely. Ankle weights bounce all over the place. Now when you're running these ankle weights may bounce up and down on your ankle causing trabecular microfractures in the epiphysis of your long bones but ankle weights are frankly so cumbersome that it is not something to count on. Now kicking with ropes w/ iron plates might work as the load is actually on the bone and thanks to microfractures, bone should be able to lengthen in response to being stretched.


Ankle weights had their time to be experimented on. It's time to move on to bigger and better methods. Unless someone comes up with a revolutionary new method.

And for retards, mostly everyone reading this blog who is too lazy to read. Here's the summary:

Does putting weights at your ankle makes you taller?

Yes,it does(indirectly)

-Lien

Wednesdayyyyy

Sup all! so, its my turn to write today =D hong here, not bunny chow but kah hong ^^

so it begins wif the morning tingy and boring. john have no mood cuz he his bag kena take by mr. victor

LOL. our class look like hell. the plastic black paper tat smells like saiful smoking ! and the lights. its cool though, it looks like a disco wif the colour red and green =D

ya, we play truth, there no DARE! so we ask each other agn bout the love, sex, and kill

lolx. obese sister hong da, and xiao ru and sumi butt. big mac was absent today! THX GOD.

so it was kinda fun. AFTER TAT! FUHAHAH! the video TOOK PLACE!

thursday, may ser and kai qi was the ghost. THURSDAY WAS THE MOST UGLY. WTF.

actually, thursday no need put make up oso scared die ppl / GHOST.

so bla bla bla. INDAH water kena scold by kai qi cuz keep taking the video and act cool.

fcking smelly and post thr act yeng sia. but the corridor is so dam cool. jenifer ( LOL ) put all those black paper and surround it. looks kinda cool. AND lol.! JOANNE is the little innocent GAL! loL...... I TINK U guys NOE WAD I " MEAN ". lolZ. so after the video, we pack the class. and tard xiao ru acting stupid take the broken class. we clean the class. so.. ITS KINDA FUN today. tats all!

Hong. =D

 

Truth

Yo , its WS turn =P. Hehehehe  . Today is my day to post and my first post for this blog . So remember it . >.<

Today got assembly . FUCK IT . So our outcast of our group , kelvin , Non-stop singing the fucking song " Dream On " . But i won second place for spelling bee . Hehehe . But what i hate the most is that there is no PE . So can't play b-ball and can't see me 'chop' . XD.


And today kinda dark in our class, our class is like a large rubbish bin - all covered with black smelly plastic bags . But the cool thing is that Kai Qi put the red and green plastic over the light . So when on the light it looks kinda nice. Thursday's Spotlight

O,and one more thing.We played truth w/o the dare.We ask questions and spin the pen and you have to say the truth.Honestly,there's something I regret saying . LOL . I don't know if i should trust leyeen obviously I should . CAN I LEYEEN? Yea,sure you can :D

I think that sums it up...I'm 'bout to go shower 'cause i frickin smells worst then FRANKLN FOO our class!

-WS

Basketball

Hey,It's Lien.I knw this intro is gay but we are DAZ PIMPZ so yeah,fuck it.

Today, Me/Hong Da/Edison/Jon/Hong Wai and other two girls had a fun basketball match.Started with a half-court match 4 on 4 and the first five's.And then......came a bunch of assholes with 2 sluts

I'm in no position to say that we're better but fuck you douches.We're resting and we wanted to use back the half-side of the damn court and why can't you just use the sunny one?

Okay.That attitude just pisses me off !Who want to play with a bunch of 'ma lat lou' like you guys? Using your shitty metaphorical dota-like quotes? Hey!! No solo! Assist! Can you shut the fuck up?

Before that we did something impossible =D. WE won a game with Hong Da . Do you believe it? Meh.

We had Jon,Hong Wai('s sister),obviously...me and Hong Da >: ) . Close call 5-4 . Jon brought the ball in and went for the shot.I'm practically standing there with Hong Wai's sister waiting for the rebound.He did most of the shots but i know one of them was Hong Wai's sister 2-pointer.HaHa,the cause of your downfall was the other girl .

I would like to blog about the 'Position' for each of you guys some other time but not today :D. - Lien